I got all kinds of gripes with the Uncharted games, but is the last straw. I vow that I’m never, EVER going to play another Uncharted game again, except for maybe 4 when I see it on sale, the new Tomb Raider games, and those old MS DOS Indiana Jones point ‘n’ click adventures.
So it’s all well and good when it’s someone else’s treasure chest? But when it’s your treasure chest, it’s not funny when it turns out to be a mimic after all?
Stealing your dad’s car is a slippery slope, kids.
“Can we NOT do this on a volcano, please?”
The Katamari game series is great for everyone, no doubt about it, but its perfect for people that love collecting things, causing chaos, and disappointing their Dads. Unfortunately I’m only good at one of those things, and at this point I’m too good at it to stop.
I’m so sorry Dad
I can’t remember how many days Resident Evil 4 takes place over. Most of the game plays out under cover of night, but the amount of times Leon ends up knocked out leaves me clueless - my guess is it’s somewhere between a full work week and one day. I think what’s really more disorienting is that Leon manages to survive on a diet of noxious looking plants, and some suspiciously raw eggs. Now that’s what I call an all-day breakfast!
Lets try something different! A new type of column with one BIG picture instead of lots of little words. This big picture is about Ace Combat 7, and how much fun I had crashing into the ground a lot. It’s more satisfying than Microsoft Flight Sim 98 for causing unnecessary damage to your aircraft, and maybe that’s what really matters.
Was that a review? Yeah, sure, why not?
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